假如马斯克写信给黄仁勋......
Jensen,
Jensen：
So. You're free.
你自由了。
No condolences --- you're not dead, and neither is CUDA.
不慰问了。你没死，CUDA 也没死。
This morning someone on X told me to hire you. I said "that would be an honor."
今早有人在 X 上喊我雇你。我回了一句：那是我的荣幸。
Now half the internet is writing my offer letter for me, so I might as well write it myself.
现在半个互联网都在替我写聘书，那还不如我自己来。
My week hasn't been great either. My election-interfering space lasers didn't work. Congress wants a chat. 🤷
我这周也不怎么样。用来干预选举的太空激光没起作用，国会还想找我聊聊。🤷
But I'm not here to compare disasters. I've wanted you on my team for ten years.
不过我不是来比谁更惨的。想把你拉过来，这念头我揣了十年。
2016: you carried the first DGX-1 into OpenAI. Five years of work, and the room was crickets.
2016 年，你抱着全世界第一台 DGX-1 走进 OpenAI。做了五年，屋里安静得只剩蟋蟀叫。
Last October at Starbase you told me exactly one person cared that day. Me.
去年十月你在 Starbase 跟我说，那天只有一个人当回事。就是我。
Nine years later you showed up again with a DGX Spark --- 100x the compute per watt. I posted about it before your car left the lot.
九年后你又来了，带着 DGX Spark，每瓦算力翻了一百倍。你车还没开出停车场，我就发帖了。
In between: Colossus. 100,000 H100s, 19 days. You said it normally takes four years and only one person on Earth could do it.
中间还有 Colossus：十万张 H100，十九天。你说这活正常得干四年，全世界只有一个人干得出来。
You were wrong. Two people. You made the chips. I bolted the racks.
你说错了。是两个人。芯片你造的，机架我拧的。
Three machines, one pattern: you build it; I plug it in. That's been running for a decade.
三台机器，一个套路：你造，我通电。这么搭了十年。
Btw, I don't care who any CEO sleeps with. I care whether the next rack gets power on time.
顺便说，我从来不管哪个 CEO 跟谁睡过。我只管下一排机架能不能按时通上电。
Also, 中文我学会一句：牛逼。You and CUDA are both 牛逼.
这句不用翻，大家看得懂。
So here's the offer. No title.
说正事吧：条件就一条，不给头衔。
Titles are the least useful thing humans invented --- apparently NVIDIA just created a brand new Chairman of the Board.
人类发明过不少没用的东西，头衔算头一个。听说英伟达刚新设了个董事会主席。
What I have is a desk at Starbase, unlimited power, and a rocket that needs to put a data center in orbit by 2027.
我这边有 Starbase 的一张桌子，有随便用的电，还有一枚火箭，2027 年得把数据中心送上轨道。
Star Mind was half-designed with your team. Somebody has to finish it.
Star Mind 是我跟你的团队一起画到一半的。总得有人把它画完。
You once said that if you were 30 again, you wouldn't start a company. Good. Don't.
你说过，回到三十岁就不创业了。挺好，别创。
Build the impossible half. Leave the spreadsheets to Colette --- she's very good at them.
最难的那半边你来造。报表丢给 Colette，她管这个很在行。
Physics doesn't care about boards, headlines, or this week.
物理不看董事会的脸色，也不看头条，更不管这礼拜闹了什么。
Orbit has more room than Earth, and the cooling is free.
轨道上比地面宽敞，散热还不要钱。
Old friends are the best friends. Jensen rocks.
老朋友才是最好的朋友。Jensen 牛逼。
Call me. Or don't. I'll be at the pad.
打给我，或者不打。我在发射台。
--- Elon
------ Elon
P.S. It's windy. Bring a jacket. 🤷
P.S. 风大，带件外套。🤷
